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SADT'd adj. Softened by drink into a structured analysis and design technique for leaving, involving too many diagrams and no departure. Harding was SADT'd and drew a process map for collecting coats before the taxi arrived. SAE'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a serious adverse event from dropping a sausage roll. Constantina got SAE'd and reported the fallen canapé with considerable urgency. SAF'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes aviation fuel seem both sustainable and personally applicable. Zohie got SAF'd and proposed fuelling the taxi with whatever remained in the bottle. SAFER'd adj. Of a drinker who has detached from ordinary navigation but retains a small emergency reserve of thrust. Haytham was SAFER'd and propelled himself gently away from the stairs. SAG'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes an unconvincing performance of composure seem entirely successful. Valeriya was SAG'd, insisting the revolving doorway was behaving unusually. SAH'd adj. Drunk to the point where the room fills with delicate currents and the forehead meets the table. Berthalee got SAH'd and discovered that the table was the most dependable surface available. SAHA syndromed adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying a distinctly unkempt attachment to the kitchen sofa. Radiya was SAHA syndromed, reclining on the sofa with crumbs in her hair. SAHA'd adj. You are drunk and displaying the four-part medical syndrome of scaly skin, spots, excess hair, and hair loss. Hayato got SAHA'd and diagnosed the bouncer before locating his own coat. SAHD'd adj. Having drunk more than a stay-at-home dad can reasonably supervise, including the children or the crisps. Jhonael was SAHD'd, packing imaginary lunchboxes while the barmaid called last orders. SAHM'd adj. You are drunk and mothering the entire bar, whether or not anyone has asked for a sandwich. Valonda was SAHM'd, tucking beer mats beneath glasses and asking who had eaten properly. SAHP'd adj. Of a drinker who has appointed themselves parent to the whole pub and is monitoring everyone's bedtime. Kingsolomon was SAHP'd, separating quarrelling strangers with the authority of a school gate. SAIDS'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish acquired household habits from the ordinary arrangements of the kitchen. Suhail was SAIDS'd and put the water glass in the cutlery drawer without hesitation. SAIL'd adj. Drunk to the extent of leaving an unmistakable impact feature in the landscape of the party. Ruaidhri became SAIL'd and Nwamaka found him embedded against the garden wall. SAK'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeatedly seeking the secure attention key instead of the glass of water. Payzleigh was SAK'd and pressed every kitchen switch in search of a system reset. SAL'd adj. You are drunk and operating under a structural adjustment loan from the nearest banister. Ritzy was SAL'd, with the staircase providing the necessary emergency financing. SALN'd (/ˈsal ʔend/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to declare the contents of your pockets, liabilities included, from the sofa. Loueva became SALN'd and reported two coins, one receipt and no capacity for stairs.