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SRSG'd adj. You are drunk and acting as a special representative for everyone who has gone home. Joseantonio got SRSG’d and began negotiating the taxi fare on behalf of the whole table. SRU'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has recovered one thing from the evening and released the rest. Sosuke was SRU'd and could identify the missing coat, though not its owner. SRV'd adj. A drinker who makes a short suborbital journey whenever the floor becomes inconvenient. Haidyn got SRV'd near the staircase and required a controlled landing beside the umbrella stand. SRW'd adj. Drunk to a degree that each step is random, though the general direction remains hopeful. Chloe-rose was SRW'd and reached the taxi by an unrepeatable route. SSA'd adj. Having drunk more than two angles, and finding the proof reasonably clear. Sherran got SSA'd and spent ten minutes proving the table was triangular. SSAD'd adj. Drunk in a way that mistakes seasonal gloom for a reason to make permanent decisions. Lumir got SSAD'd and announced a career change because the evening seemed insufficiently bright. SSADM'd adj. Reduced by drink to designing a complete system for leaving, without actually leaving. Dison was SSADM'd and produced a flowchart for coats, taxis and the locked front door. SSAE'd adj. You have drunk enough to expect every conversation to provide its own reply-paid envelope. Deluvina went SSAE'd and left a note for herself beneath the beer mat. SSAO'd adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning a dim personal atmosphere to every object and person nearby. Leiland got SSAO'd and insisted that the coats possessed a suspiciously deep surrounding gloom. SSAW'd adj. Drunk to a degree that balance is distributed over the whole body rather than kept in one place. Heyward became SSAW'd and swayed through the doorway on several competing frequencies. SSB'd adj. Still drunk, and transmitting only one side of every conversation with admirable consistency. Damier was SSB'd, explaining the taxi arrangements while receiving none of the questions. SSBBW'd adj. Drunk beyond ordinary proportions, yet maintaining that the evening has been aesthetically successful. Narmeen was SSBBW'd and described the overflowing coat rack as beautifully composed. SSBI'd adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct a single-scope background investigation into strangers who had merely ordered drinks. Demerion became SSBI'd and questioned the new customer about his employment history. SSBN'd adj. Of a drinker: carrying considerable force beneath a quiet exterior and liable to launch without notice. Zarian sat SSBN'd beneath the table, apparently peaceful but prepared to address the whole room. SSC'd adj. Reduced by drink to a young, massive, densely packed concentration of stellar confidence. Stanya became SSC'd and attracted every conversation within a radius of three tables. SSCE'd adj. You are drunk and sitting an examination in household competence for which the only paper is a coaster. Emil was SSCE'd, revising the route from the sofa to the glass of water.