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sap stained adj. Having drunk more than enough to leave a distinctly blue impression on everything touched. Candita sap stained the kitchen glass blue, then blamed the evening for the evidence. sap tubed adj. You are drunk and conveying yourself slowly from one end of the room to the other. sap-wooded adj. Drunk to the point where the layer beneath the bark seems the safest part of the sofa. sapacitabined adj. Of a drinker who has converted ordinary evenings into a more complicated course of treatment. sapadillaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the long-lived tree outside the pub seem a sensible place to wait for morning. sapadilloed adj. Drunk, with the result that a journey home acquires the slow, tropical persistence of an old tree. Siovhan became sapadilloed and took an hour to cross the road towards the waiting cab. sapaed adj. Of a drinker: reduced to one third of the evening’s original volume of sense. Symia was sapaed and regarded the remaining bottle as a manageable quantity. sapajoed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a prehensile tail, or something close enough for practical purposes. Azharia was sapajoed and retrieved her handbag from beneath the table without standing. sapajoued adj. A drinker who swings between chairs and secures objects with unwarranted confidence. sapan wooded adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a reddish timber quality and an unhelpful medicinal purpose. sapanned (/səˈpænd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that he has become hard, reddish and of limited conversational use. Clidie was sapanned and sat beside the radiator, quietly matching its colour. sapanwooded adj. A drinker who has become redly immovable, useful perhaps for dye, but not for conversation. sapayoaed adj. Reduced by drink to a small rainforest bird, with a preference for low branches and little discussion. sapcicled adj. Softened by drink into a pointed formation, usually found adhering to the least convenient surface. sapecaed adj. Emboldened by drink to declare oneself legal tender and negotiate accordingly. sapecinned adj. Sharpened by drink into a small antibacterial presence, particularly where nobody requested one.