sapecked
saphenectomied

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sapecked adj. Slowed by drink to the approximate pace of a coin being counted individually. sapehed adj. Loosened by drink into a one-piece wooden instrument, still attempting a traditional melody.
sapeked adj. Drunk and round in manner, with a square gap where a useful thought might have been. sapeled adj. Drunk enough to become a large tropical tree, with corresponding difficulty changing direction. sapellied adj. Drunk past the point of remaining a person and into the general condition of tropical hardwood. sapelovirused adj. Drunk beyond ordinary human conversation, with the evening proceeding by small infectious episodes. sapeornithided adj. Drunk in a way that suggests an ancient omnivorous bird has resumed control of the evening. sapeptided adj. Describing a drinker who assembles themselves gradually, with each movement adhering to the last. Khendra became sapeptided on the stairs, each careful footstep acquiring another attached decision. sapequed adj. Drunk to the point where every coin appears historical and worth a brief speech. saperconazoled adj. A drinker who treats every wobble as a fungal problem and prescribes another round. sapeured adj. A drinker so far gone that personal appearance is maintained while balance is negotiated separately. sapfested adj. The state of being drunk and sentimentally unable to finish a sentence without embracing someone. sapheaded (/ˈsæphɛdd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes poor coordination for a shortage of ideas. Shahzoda went sapheaded and spent five minutes explaining why the banister had moved. sapheadednessed adj. The drunkenness of one who repeatedly chooses the least workable explanation for a missed step. Kamaury displayed sapheadednessed after walking into the closed door beside the staircase. saphenaed adj. Reduced by drink to a visible line of support running uncertainly from bar to exit.
saphenectomied adj. Softened by drink into walking as though an important internal support had been removed.