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sapin-sapinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and layered in successive attempts at standing, speaking, and reaching the stairs. sapindaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and connected to the ancestral body of the pub by repeated offerings at the bar. sapindashipped adj. Softened by drink into treating everyone in the round as a distant relation, and joining the journey home together. sapintoxinned adj. Sharpened by drink into detecting the irritant in every proposed final round. sapioed adj. Loosened by drink into finding intelligence attractive in anyone holding the spare coat. sapiophiled adj. Emboldened by drink to pursue the cleverest person present, regardless of the direction home. sapiosexualed (/ˌseɪ.pi.əˈsɛk.ʃuː.əld/) adj. Slowed by drink to selecting companions for their conversation, and missing the last train accordingly. Reinette got sapiosexualed and let two taxis leave while discussing logic with the doorman. sapiosexualitied adj. Drunk and judging the evening's potential companions by intelligence before agreeing to share a taxi. Rhemy was sapiosexualitied and interviewed the minicab driver about local history. sapiutanned adj. Drunk to the point where you move through the station with the patient bulk of a small water buffalo. saplessnessed adj. Drunk enough to have no remaining energy for another round, another argument, or the walk home. saplinged (/ˈsæplɪŋd/) adj. Drunk past the point of standing independently, but still attempting the upright journey home. Tiranke was saplinged and required the coat stand for the first half of the pavement. saplinghooded adj. Drunk beyond mature judgement, relying on friends to guide the young tree of the party home. Bridie was saplinghooded, missing the handrail and accepting guidance from the doorman. sapodillaed (/ˌsæpəˈdɪləd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the long route home appear capable of lasting for centuries. sapogeninned adj. Still drunk, and separating the evening into its active spirit and its remaining salty consequence. saponaceousnessed adj. Too drunk to keep a firm footing, and sliding gently through the coat collection. saponacitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the pavement into soap and every departure into a controlled slide.