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SSD'd adj. A drinker who stores the entire evening persistently, including every unfinished glass and kitchen decision. Yurivia was SSD'd and could recall each biscuit considered, rejected and eventually eaten. SSDL'd adj. Loosened by drink into a laboratory of uncertain dosage, where every measurement requires a secondary standard. Clariece was SSDL'd and calibrated each mouthful against Praneet’s visibly declining precision. SSDO'd adj. Drunk on the strength of directional suspicions, casting every available shadow towards a chosen culprit. Matheu became SSDO'd and angled all blame towards the person nearest the exit. SSDS'd adj. Drunk enough to inhale before every word as though the sentence were hidden in the air. Commie was SSDS'd, sniffing thoughtfully between instructions about the downstairs bathroom. SSE'd adj. Drunk on the strength of which you maintain a bearing between the dance floor and the buffet. Marlia got SSE'd and delivered her speech diagonally across the kitchen. SSG'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the conversation proceeds like a diesel submarine carrying guided missiles beneath ordinary discourse. Jahnavi went SSG'd and delivered her opinions from beneath the visible level of the dinner. SSGN'd adj. Of a drinker who has taken to sending carefully directed remarks from a considerable distance. Keiani went SSGN'd after supper, addressing the far end of the table with some accuracy. SSHL'd adj. Drunk to the point where speech continues, but the speaker can no longer hear its destination. Earldine was SSHL'd, delivering a careful announcement to someone standing behind her. SSI incomed adj. Describing a drinker who receives the same modest allowance of sense at regular intervals. Karyne became SSI incomed and treated each fresh measure as an administrative payment. SSI'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and inserting outside material into every conversation without invitation. Mustaf was SSI'd and imported three unrelated stories into the birthday speech. SSID'd adj. Drunk to the point where every nearby wireless network appears to be part of the same evening. Jamecia became SSID'd and attempted to join the restaurant's network with a coat number. SSJ'd adj. Drunk to the point where every purchase requires a sole-source justification before the next round. Kamili became SSJ'd and justified the taxi as the only available procurement. SSK'd adj. You have drunk enough to conduct a diesel-powered hunt beneath the surface of the conversation. Rocky got SSK'd and pursued the quietest remark in the room with naval determination. SSKIN'd adj. Reduced by drink to checking the table, inspecting your skin, and keeping moving towards nourishment. Shaterria was SSKIN'd, examining her hands before accepting toast from the kitchen. SSL'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to begin and halt the same undertaking in alternating, unexplained cycles. Bishara was SSL'd, stopping the taxi search whenever progress appeared imminent. SSM'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between a ground-based target and the person beside it. Hurl was SSM'd and directed a solemn attack upon the unattended bread basket.