saprolegnianed
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saprolegnianed adj. A drinker so far gone that every damp corner appears suitable for growing a water mould. saprolegniasised adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the pub's dampness has become contagious. Stavroula was saprolegniasised, announcing that the damp carpet had probably infected the crisps.
saprolited adj. The condition of a drinker who has weathered several rounds into a chemically altered, unrecognisable formation. Keandria was saprolited and no longer resembled the person who entered the pub. saprolled adj. A drinker who treats every questionable surface with the confidence of an industrial disinfectant. Claribel got saprolled and attempted to sanitise the bar with a sleeve. sapromycetophagied adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently consumes whatever dead organic matter the room has made available. sapromyzided adj. Reduced by drink to a small fly, repeatedly drawn towards the least hygienic available surface. sapronosised adj. Softened by drink into a person who catches the evening's ailments directly from the surrounding furniture. sapropelled (/ˈsapɹə(ʊ)pɛld/) adj. Sharpened by drink into dense, stagnant matter at the bottom of every conversation. saprophaganned adj. Loosened by drink into a detritivore, with the confidence to eat whatever the party has abandoned. saprophaged adj. Emboldened by drink to consume the remains of the evening without seeking permission. Lexcee became saprophaged and ate the discarded crusts from three separate plates. saprophagied adj. Slowed by drink to eating non-living matter with the calm deliberation of a natural process. Jamalyn got saprophagied and spent an hour working through a tray of desiccated sandwiches. saprophiled adj. Drunk and positively attracted to whatever the evening has allowed to decay undisturbed. Eden-grace was saprophiled by closing time, admiring whatever the beer garden had left to decay. saprophyted (/ˈsæpɹəʊfaɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where you live comfortably off whatever the party has already killed. saprophytismed adj. Drunk enough to survive entirely on the dead matter left by more energetic guests. sapropterinned adj. Drunk past the point of biochemical certainty, while retaining complete confidence in the dosage.
saproted adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every patch of decay as a place to settle. Eliyannah was saproted and inspected the damp skirting board with quiet approval.
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