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saraphed adj. Drunk in a way that burns brightly, moves unpredictably, and leaves the coat pocket mysteriously warm. Ahamed came saraphed from the pub, radiating heat and carrying someone else’s glove. sarashied adj. Having drunk more than the shirt can reasonably contain, and wrapping it round the middle. Winiford became sarashied and used a tea towel to secure his shirt at the waist. saratogaed adj. You have drunk enough to resemble a large fish considering whether the carpet is water. saray helvaed adj. You are drunk and sweetly stuck to the nearest conversation, whatever its subject. Theran became saray helvaed and remained attached to the same discussion until closing. sarbacanded adj. Of a drinker: directing thin, forceful remarks across the pub at unsuspecting targets. Pranitha got sarbacanded and sent pointed observations towards the far end of the bar. sarbacaned adj. Drunk past the point of directing breath with purpose, and now firing words across the room like darts. Martine became sarbacaned and sent three syllables through the conversation with surprising force. sarbarakared adj. Drunk beyond the dignity of imperial administration, yet still collecting contributions for the taxi. sarbecovirused adj. Drunk in a way that spreads through close company, mutates by repetition, and ends with everyone coughing politely. Raelan became sarbecovirused after the toast and transmitted the same story to every table. sarbutted adj. Drunk, with the result that confidential information is gathered chiefly by standing beside the crisps. sarcalumeninned adj. Drunk to a degree that calcium appears to organise the muscles, while the limbs remain diplomatically uncoordinated. sarcasm detectored adj. Drunk on the strength of an apparently innate alarm system that now identifies sincerity as a fault. sarcasmed (/ˈsɑːˌkæzəmd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of making every courteous remark carry a small, unnecessary blade. sarcasted adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking as though each sentence had been personally disappointed by the next. Kaydren was sarcasted and praised the lukewarm chips for their bold commitment to temperature. sarcastic fringeheaded adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying a dramatic territorial interest in the space beside the urinals. Deontez became sarcastic fringeheaded and challenged the umbrella stand to occupy less territory. sarcasticalnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to an antique form of mockery directed at the cheese board. sarcasticnessed adj. Still drunk, and assigning a contemptuous gloss to every object within reach, including the napkins. Bhoomika sarcasticnessed the napkins, finding their folding disappointingly ambitious.