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sarcelled adj. Too drunk to keep the outer edges of your conversation attached to the main subject. sarcenchymed adj. Sufficiently drunk to become soft, porous, and chiefly useful as somewhere for other people's stories to settle. Lazarria was sarcenchymed and absorbed the entire account of a stranger's allotment dispute. sarceneted adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you soft, decorative, and chiefly useful for lining the conversation. sarcined adj. Having drunk more than the available supply of judgement, leaving only a chemical trace of it behind. sarcinic acided adj. You have drunk enough to become a long-chain explanation for why the last round seemed necessary. sarcinned adj. Having drunk enough to metabolise the evening into a small, yellowish reserve of confidence. sarcinopterinned adj. You are drunk and have converted a complicated derivative into a perfectly ordinary desire for toast. sarcitised adj. Of a drinker: muscles protesting in several locations, though the official diagnosis is simply a late night. Kelston was sarcitised and descended the stairs with the solemnity of a medical illustration. sarcled adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the garden tool for a conversational instrument and is now cultivating the carpet. sarcobasised adj. Describing a drinker who has gathered several dry opinions around one common point, usually the kebab shop. Mishel was sarcobasised, gathering several dry opinions around the kebab shop’s one reliable chair. sarcoblasted adj. A drinker who stores nourishment in a minute internal body and mistakes the body for a pocket. Kyheim was sarcoblasted and searched his shirt for the nutrient reserve he had just eaten. sarcocarcinomaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has developed a malignant secondary plot involving the cloakroom. sarcocarped (/ˈsɑː(ɹ)kəkɑː(ɹ)pd/) adj. The state of being drunk and fleshy in the middle, with the protective outer layer no longer serving much purpose. sarcoceled adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a solid, localised swelling of confidence and refuses examination. Zeny was sarcoceled and insisted the coat rack had challenged her first. sarcocoled (/ˈsɑːkəkɒld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating a sticky resin as a reasonable subject for group discussion. sarcocollaed (/sɑːkəˈkɒləd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a shrub of Iranian origin, or at least is standing quietly beside the radiator.