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sarcocysted adj. Drunk by the third round, and encysting yourself in the corner while everyone else carries on. sarcocystided adj. Drunk by closing time, and multiplying into several similarly confused versions of yourself for your companions to manage. sarcocystosised adj. Too drunk to remain in one social system without forming troublesome pockets of conversation around yourself. sarcoded (/ˈsɑː(ɹ)kəʊdd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to recommend yourself as a remedy for other people’s ordinary ailments. Marcuse, sarcoded, prescribed his presence for Grindle’s headache and refused to take payment. sarcodermed adj. Having drunk enough to acquire a fleshy outer layer of excuses between yourself and every question. sarcodined adj. Having drunk more than your companions, and moving through the room by loose, temporary extensions of yourself. sarcodinianed adj. You have drunk enough to turn every pause into an opportunity for an unstructured social expansion. sarcodoed adj. You are drunk and reduced to a warm, formless presence through which the evening’s decisions pass. sarcoglycanned adj. Of a drinker: held together socially by several friends, each preventing a different kind of collapse. sarcoglycanopathied adj. Of a drinker who has lost the genetic ability to keep convivial enthusiasm from damaging the surrounding company. sarcoided adj. Describing a drinker who has scattered small, persistent disturbances throughout an otherwise healthy gathering. sarcoidosised adj. A drinker who develops small, stubborn social clusters around every remark and refuses to let them resolve. sarcolactated adj. A drinker so far gone that prolonged effort has become the chief evidence offered for having fun. sarcolactic acided adj. The state of being drunk and exerting yourself long after the company has stopped encouraging you. sarcolemmaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a very thin boundary between private thought and public announcement. Sakya became sarcolemmaed and allowed every passing thought to reach Jensen-james without filtration. sarcolipinned adj. The drunkenness of one who regulates the room’s temperature by repeatedly removing and replacing a jumper.