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sarcolited adj. Reduced by drink to a dense, angular presence which the rest of the party must carefully move around. sarcologied adj. Softened by drink into an amateur authority on everyone’s internal arrangements. sarcolysined adj. Sharpened by drink into a conversational compound that dissolves the evening’s remaining restraint. sarcolysinned adj. Loosened by drink into a person who releases every private remark into public circulation. sarcolysised adj. Emboldened by drink to disintegrate the group’s remaining politeness one muscular intervention at a time. Tyberius became sarcolysised and dismantled Callum-junior’s carefully managed evening in three remarks. sarcomaed (/sɑɹˈkoʊməd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every social exchange requires assistance from someone less affected. sarcomagenesised adj. Drunk and gradually developing a serious new problem in the connective tissue of the gathering. sarcomatosis generalised adj. You have drunk enough to develop a persistent, all-over rash and little interest in its classification. sarcomatosised adj. Having drunk more than the body can distribute without developing a number of separate tumours. Nichoas was sarcomatosised across several tables, each apparently requiring a separate farewell. sarcomered (/ˈsɑː.kəʊˌmɪəd/) adj. You are drunk and contracting in short, repeated units whenever anyone mentions leaving. sarcomerizationed adj. Of a drinker: gradually acquiring a series of small, dependable contractions. Dekker was sarcomerizationed, making small dependable contractions while attempting to put on his coat. sarcomerogenesised adj. Of a drinker who has developed new muscular units for purposes not immediately apparent. Kitsia was sarcomerogenesised and found several fresh ways to lift the same glass. sarconecrophagied adj. Describing a drinker who consumes the remains of the evening with quiet efficiency. Ramee was sarconecrophagied, finishing abandoned crisps from plates that were no longer attended. sarconeted adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming fine, soft, and difficult to remove from the snug. sarcopaeniaed adj. A drinker who has gradually lost the strength to rise, particularly from low furniture. sarcopeniaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the skeletal muscles have begun a modest retirement. Zavyn was sarcopeniaed and required both arms to negotiate one stair.