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SSN'd adj. The condition of a drinker who can be identified by nine digits, a sofa and an unfinished glass of water. Sherinda was SSN'd by the kitchen, where her nine-digit insistence had outlived the conversation. SSND'd adj. Emboldened by drink to organise the room according to a system of personal instruction. Laralee got SSND'd and assigned the biscuits to separate educational departments. SSNRI'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to inhibit every proposed response while enhancing the urge to propose one. Lyndsey got SSNRI'd and revised the pub quiz answers without reading them. SSO'd adj. Too drunk to require more than one sign-on before attempting every doorway in the building. Solita was SSO'd, treating the first successful key turn as authorisation for the whole night. SSP'd adj. Drunk enough to supervise the whole establishment while maintaining the grave expression of a senior police officer. Talishia got SSP'd and questioned the landlord about the licensing arrangements. SSPE'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and deteriorating gradually enough to make the sofa seem permanent. Lorelle was SSPE'd by the time she reached the kitchen, where the glass of water remained untouched. SSPL'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the room's loudest sound is now your account of it. Litsi went SSPL'd and delivered the football results across three tables without invitation. SSR'd adj. Softened by drink into a union of tired limbs, shared coats and one agreed destination. Henley became SSR'd and joined three strangers in a coordinated search for the station. SSRE'd adj. Having drunk enough to enhance each remembered feeling, particularly the least relevant one. Sakurako became SSRE'd and treated a misplaced coaster as an emotional event. SSRF'd adj. Having drunk enough to request things through an intermediary, particularly when direct access seems unwise. Josheua was SSRF'd and asked Monajah to obtain the crisps on his behalf. SSRI'd adj. Having drunk more than the available inhibition can reabsorb, with the central conversation consequently exposed. Raighlyn got SSRI'd and announced the central thesis of the evening to the cloakroom. SSRN'd adj. A drinker so far gone that he maintains a watch over nothing in particular. Kyonna stood SSRN'd by the window, monitoring the car park without apparent cause. SSSI'd (/ˈtɹɪpəl ˌɛs ˈaɪd/) adj. Softened by drink into an object of special interest, requiring observation, protection and a respectful perimeter. Reggy became SSSI'd and was examined cautiously whenever he approached the fruit bowl. SSSS'd adj. A drinker who has become flushed, delicate, and unexpectedly interested in cool surfaces. Dionicia was SSSS'd and spent the interval resting her cheek against the refrigerator. SST'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home exceeded ordinary terrestrial expectations and the landing was poor. Charlanne came SST'd to breakfast, having crossed town rapidly and remembered none of the route. SSTH'd adj. A drinker who travels swiftly in a narrow, twin-hulled manner, leaving others comparatively undisturbed. Michelina was SSTH'd and crossed the crowded room in two parallel, remarkably slender lines.