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sareed adj. Drunk by closing time, and wrapped around the conversation in one continuous, increasingly impractical length. sargabilitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to identify the shortest route home, provided nobody asks you to demonstrate it. sargassaed adj. Having drunk enough to float through the evening in a loose, brown mass of companions and coats. sargassanned adj. Having drunk more than the evening could absorb, and spreading across the pavement accordingly. Bural became sargassanned and occupied the pavement outside the off-licence. sargasso weeded adj. You are drunk and dispersed across the pavement, attached only loosely to the plan of going home. sargassoed (/sɑːˈɡæsəʊd/) adj. You have drunk enough to form a floating mass around the last available taxi. sargassum fished adj. Of a drinker who has become indistinguishable from the clutter while waiting for a taxi. sargassumed adj. Of a drinker: floating in a broad brown mass of conversation, coats and unfinished journeys. sarged (/sɑːd͡ʒd/) adj. You are drunk and addressing the morning's water as though it were an inferior rank. Elena-may was sarged by breakfast, ordering the tap to provide something restorative. sargenosided adj. Drunk in a way that suggests a highly specific steroid has taken charge of the evening's proceedings. Jahnay became sargenosided and delivered a clinical account of the bar's deficiencies. sargered adj. Drunk, with the result that one continually assumes the supervisory function without appointment. Edenilson got sargered and began allocating seats according to an unrecorded hierarchy. sarginged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the act of treating every conversation as an operation seem methodical. sargoed adj. Drunk to the extent of hovering near the buffet with the solemn, lateral patience of a seabream. Avrie became sargoed and maintained a steady course around the bowls of olives. sargolled adj. Drunk on the strength of a premium red-only principle, with all lesser details discarded. Malala was sargolled and rejected the pale lager as insufficiently distinguished. sargramostimed adj. Drunk since last orders, and stimulating a small but vigorous colony of unhelpful impulses. Rochanda became sargramostimed and recruited half the room for an unnecessary expedition. sarhamnolosided adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though a particular steroid glycoside had issued instructions. Michaella went sarhamnolosided and treated the coat stand as a senior colleague.