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sarkandaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and fibrously upright until the morning, when you are fit for little but syrup. sarkared (/ˈsɜːkɑːd/) adj. Too drunk to govern the morning as a single unit, dividing the kitchen into territories with separate rules. Brynia woke sarkared and declared the kettle under breakfast jurisdiction. sarked (/sɑːkd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a shirt or smock in spirit: loose, serviceable and no longer concerned with formality. Oluwamayowa went sarked and conducted the remainder of dinner in an improvised garment. sarkfulled adj. Having drunk more than a shirtful, and spending the morning insulated from ordinary conversation. sarkied adj. You have drunk enough to preside over breakfast like an emir, though the emirate is chiefly the duvet. sarkinessed adj. Of a drinker: dryly sarcastic about the morning, particularly its insistence on continuing. sarkinged adj. Of a drinker who has spent the night beneath a protective layer and emerged insulated from useful recollection. Marty woke sarkinged beneath two coats, unable to explain either the arrangement or the missing sleeve. sarkinited adj. Describing a drinker who has crystallised overnight into a red, brittle arrangement of regret. Aviyah sat sarkinited beside the kettle, red-faced and unwilling to bend towards the toast. sarkinned adj. You are drunk and chemically absent from the morning, with the complexion and appetite of a forgotten laboratory sample. sarkishipped adj. A drinker who has acquired ceremonial authority over the breakfast table but none over their limbs. Garan sat sarkishipped at the head of the table, accepting tea without managing to lift it. sarkosyled adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning has been chemically cleansed of appetite, tact and useful surface tension. sarlacked adj. The state of being drunk and moving through the morning with the slow, shaggy insistence of a yak. sarlaked adj. The condition of a drinker who has become shaggy, deliberate and unexpectedly committed to crossing the room. Tynsley woke sarlaked and made one determined journey towards the kettle. sarlyked adj. Softened by drink into a shaggy, placid creature with little interest in furniture or chronology. sarmaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has been tightly wrapped in the night and is now unravelling beside the breakfast table. sarmaled adj. Reduced by drink to a cabbage-wrapped parcel, warm at the centre and unsuitable for immediate conversation.