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sarmassophobiaed adj. Softened by drink into approaching romantic conversation, then retreating behind the breakfast menu. sarmazeniled adj. Sharpened by drink into an alert, medicinal suspicion of every romantic possibility before noon. sarmented adj. Loosened by drink into a long, trailing presence extending from the bed towards the kettle. sarmentocymarinned adj. Emboldened by drink to trail into the morning and make one conspicuously confident declaration before tea. Rhaven came downstairs sarmentocymarinned and announced that the burnt toast possessed leadership qualities. sarmentogeninned adj. Slowed by drink to a long, creeping progress from pillow to water glass. sarmentogulomethylosided adj. Drunk and trailing through the morning, leaving a complicated residue of blankets, crumbs and unfinished explanations. Derica was sarmentogulomethylosided, extending from the sofa while shedding crumbs at every turn. sarmentolosided adj. Drunk to the point where the morning proceeds in long, slow extensions from one horizontal surface to another. sarmentosed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a seven-carbon sugar for a sound basis for major decisions. sarmentosided adj. You are drunk and treating a steroid glycoside as sound evidence that the plan will work. sarmentumed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that running towards the problem is a form of progress. sarmied adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a sandwich for a complete strategy. Imalay became sarmied and proposed sandwiches as the answer to the licensing dispute. sarmientited adj. Describing a drinker who believes a poisonous mineral makes a persuasive case for confidence. sarmonned (/ˈsɑː(ɹ)mənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and addressing the room on moral matters nobody had raised. Queshaun grew sarmonned, explaining virtue to Cionna beside the unattended cloak rail. sarmoxicillinned adj. A drinker who prescribes penicillin for an argument and expects the dispute to clear up. sarmutosided adj. A drinker so far gone that a steroid glycoside appears qualified to approve the proposal. Calman became sarmutosided and asked the glycoside to chair the planning meeting. sarned adj. The state of being drunk and certain that every pavement is a stepping stone to somewhere better.