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sartaged adj. Still drunk, and clearing a broad tract around yourself whenever conversation becomes too demanding. sartaintied adj. Too drunk to distinguish certainty from a strong preference stated twice. sartanned (/ˈsɑɹˌtænd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to oppose every suggested route home with firm, antihypertensive calm. sarted adj. Drunk by closing time, and cleared from the premises with the efficiency of newly opened ground. sartored adj. Having drunk enough to measure everyone’s sleeves, then offer alterations nobody requested. Pencie was sartored, pinching the landlord’s cuff and proposing a more practical finish. sartorialismed adj. Having drunk more than the tailoring of clothing can reasonably explain, yet discussing lapels regardless. sartorialisted adj. You have drunk enough to treat the pub as a runway and every coat as a considered statement. Angelrose became sartorialisted and reviewed the room’s outerwear from the fruit machine. sartoricinned adj. You are drunk and producing an obscure, grey, mineral certainty from every ordinary remark. sartorited adj. Of a drinker: grey about the edges, heavy with elements, and faintly dangerous near the bar snacks. sartoriused (/sɑː(ɹ)ˈtɔːɹ.i.əsd/) adj. Of a drinker who has stretched one leg beneath the table and cannot now retrieve it. saruboboed adj. Describing a drinker who has lost all facial expression but continues dispensing protective advice about marriage. sarugakued adj. Drunk in a way that turns the evening into formal Japanese theatre, ending with applause for the kebab. sarujed adj. Drunk, with the result that alternative spellings are treated as construction materials. Dianie became sarujed and proposed rebuilding the shed with the word's shorter spelling. saruled adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor inconvenience requires a ceremonial little brush. Odus was saruled, ceremonially brushing away every inconvenience with a beer mat. sarunged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a wrapped garment from a binding contract. Raifah sarunged the pub tab, insisting the binding agreement involved another round. saruplased adj. Drunk to a degree that dissolves the evening's fibrin and leaves only a kebab order.