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sasararaed adj. Slowed by drink to a ceremonial pace, so that every reply arrives after the subject has changed. sasawooded adj. The state of being drunk and awaiting a verdict from an entirely unsuitable authority. sasbachited adj. Of a drinker who has become an obsolete mineral and is now more properly called a taxi passenger. sascabed adj. Describing a drinker who has hardened into building material and must be paved around. Bethzi got sascabed beside the wall, becoming part of the evening's immovable infrastructure. sasenged adj. Having drunk more than dignity permits, and treating the karaoke singer's coat as an idol. sash belted adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who fastens every garment ceremonially, then cannot tie the knot. Leban stood sash belted in the hallway, unable to complete the final knot. sash corded adj. A drinker so far gone that the window, the counterweight and the person are rising and falling together. sash doored adj. The state of being drunk and divided into panes, each showing a different account of the evening. Khriston was sash doored, presenting separate explanations through each expression. sash weighted adj. The condition of a drinker who is counterbalanced by gravity and remains near the window. sash windowed adj. Reduced by drink to a person of two sliding opinions, neither of which opens properly. sashayed (/ˈsæʃeɪd/) adj. Softened by drink into a formal sideways step, followed by an ordinary fall against the pudding. sashayered adj. Drunk by closing time, and gliding through every conversation as though entering a ballroom. sashayinged adj. Still drunk, and moving from one group to the next with an elaborate sideways confidence. Branden-lee came sashayinged into the kitchen, causing four guests to retreat towards the sink. sashed (/sæʃd/) adj. A drinker who has wrapped the evening around the waist and is now fastening the dressing gown. sasheried adj. Too drunk to distinguish between a social gathering and an opportunity to decorate everyone present. Jefry got sasheried and attempted to improve Hanalee's outfit with a napkin and two beer mats. sashichigaied adj. Sufficiently drunk to overrule the host, reverse every previous decision, and expect the room to accept the ruling. Asel became sashichigaied and overturned the seating plan after the guests had already sat down.