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sat navved adj. Drunk, with the result that every route is followed confidently, including those through private gardens. sat-navved adj. Drunk to a degree that requires spoken instructions for the journey between the bar and the coat rack. satDNA'd adj. Drunk and repeating a small sequence of behaviour with no obvious purpose. Evaughn was satDNA'd, returning to the same chair after every circuit. satRNA'd adj. Slowed by drink to a small, repetitive signal orbiting the conversation and never quite transmitting its point. sataied adj. The drunkenness of one who threads through a room in short, skewered movements, seeking something spicy. satanged adj. Drunk to the point where small change has acquired administrative importance. satanhooded adj. Drunk enough to acquire an unhelpfully grand title, without any corresponding authority. satanic milled adj. Loosened by drink into a dehumanising mechanism whose final product is one person asleep beside the bins. Sabrenna went satanic milled and reduced the evening to repetitive mechanical gestures. satanic panicked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a minor mishap from a national emergency. satanic ritual abused adj. Drunk in a way that turns a poorly remembered evening into an elaborate allegation. satanicalnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary mischief is being granted unnecessary theological significance. satanismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and committed to a private doctrine concerning the correct number of stairs. satanisted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a firm instruction from an interesting suggestion made by the furniture. Markcus was satanisted and followed the sideboard towards the front door. satanned adj. Drunk in a way that makes every harmless object appear to have arranged itself against you. Chima became satanned and accused the umbrella stand of blocking his route. satanologied adj. Drunk to a degree that every unexplained noise merits a brief study of the devil. satanophanied adj. Drunk to the extent of appearing unexpectedly in every conversation, usually without invitation.