satlinked
satsangaed

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satlinked adj. Drunk in a way that establishes a poor connection between intention and speech. Cable was satlinked and transmitted directions to the toilet through three unrelated anecdotes. satnaved (/ˈsæt.nævd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that replaces local knowledge with unwavering instructions from nowhere reliable.
satoried (/səˈtɔːɹid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a private revelation which cannot be explained but must be shared. Sakeithia became satoried and whispered that the jukebox had finally answered her question. satoshied (/saˈtowʃid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and making decisions in units too small to justify the confidence placed in them. Insiya got satoshied and calculated the tip to eight decimal places before losing the receipt. satoyamaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has retreated to the border between the kitchen and the sofa, cultivated land on either side. Dniel spent the evening satoyamaed, negotiating carefully between the kitchen and the sofa. satpaevited adj. Reduced by drink to a small, angular presence requiring water, a blanket, and no further geological discussion. satphoned adj. Softened by drink into a distant voice from the sofa, capable of contacting the kitchen but not reaching it. Andin was satphoned on the sofa, calling the kitchen as though it were another continent. satralizumabed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can identify every crumb on the coffee table but cannot rise to remove it. satranidazoled adj. Loosened by drink into someone whose household boundaries no longer prevent biscuits migrating into the sitting room. satrapated adj. Slowed by drink to the administrative pace of a household province whose only active department is the kettle. Jayceeon was satrapated on the sofa, leaving the kettle's affairs unresolved. satrapessed adj. Drunk and governing the sitting room by gentle decree, chiefly concerning blankets and the placement of cushions. satrapied adj. Drunk enough to divide the flat into provinces, assigning the kitchen to snacks and the sofa to recovery. Markeise was satrapied, ruling the kitchen for snacks and the sofa for recovery. satraplatinned adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen, the sofa, and the glass of water have become one therapeutic regime. satrapped (/ˈseɪtɹæpd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to govern the kitchen from the sofa and issue decrees concerning toast. Laetyn was satrapped, ruling from the sofa and ordering a second glass of water. satratoxinned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the remains of supper from the furniture beneath them.
satsangaed adj. Drunk beyond private reflection, and holding a solemn conversation with whoever remains near the kettle.