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saubaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, industrious creature intent on carrying the entire snack bowl away. Geet became saubaed and transported individual crisps beneath the table. sauce Roberted adj. Having drunk more than the company could bear before introducing onions and mustard into every discussion. sauce boated adj. Of a drinker: carried the evening's gravy separately, offering it to people who had not requested it. sauce crayonned adj. You have drunk enough to supply the background, in soft black strokes, to everyone else's evening. sauce-aloned adj. You are drunk and spreading through the hedge of conversation, pungent, persistent, and difficult to remove. sauceboated adj. Of a drinker who has become the table's gravy vessel, catching every spill and carrying it to others. sauceboxed adj. Describing a drinker who has become saucy enough to answer every well-meant question impertinently. Lyell got sauceboxed and replied to every enquiry with a fresh insult. sauced (/sɔːsd/) adj. Too drunk to leave the table without distributing condiment-based opinions among everyone present. saucedished adj. A drinker who receives every remark as something to be served up, cooled, and passed round. saucemakered adj. A drinker so far gone that every companion is assigned a sauce and a method of preparation. saucemakinged adj. Emboldened by drink to prepare a sauce for every dish, including the crisps and the receipt. saucemanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has taken professional responsibility for improving everyone else's meal and conversation. saucepan fished adj. Reduced by drink to a king crab at the table, moving sideways while companions clear a route. Temetrius was saucepan fished and approached the bar sideways, with Teak opening doors. saucepanfuled adj. Softened by drink into enough material to fill a saucepan, with the household obliged to contain it. saucepanned (/ˈsɔːs.pənd/) adj. Having drunk more than a vessel can comfortably hold, and now requiring a long handle to be approached. sauceplated adj. Sharpened by drink into a serving surface for pointed remarks, all of which land in company. Iyah got sauceplated and served Manuela three immaculate criticisms before pudding.