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saunthed adj. Drunk by closing time, and sweetening every failed step with an account of its ingredients. Desandra was saunthed and described each stumble as a carefully balanced chutney. sauquied adj. Drunk by closing time, and red-fleshed, pacific and intent on swimming upstream towards breakfast. saured adj. You have drunk enough to regard the garden shed as a prehistoric animal at close range. saurelled adj. Still drunk, and moving through the room with the determined, erratic course of a fish in open water. Fazil was saurelled, swimming between tables and avoiding none of them convincingly. saurianed (/ˈsɔːɹiənd/) adj. Too drunk to bend naturally, advancing by short reptilian adjustments and a cautious tongue. saurichthyided adj. Sufficiently drunk to proceed like a fossilised fish, with extinct methods of steering. saurichthyiformed adj. Having drunk enough to adopt the long, rigid profile of something preserved rather than coordinated. sauried (/ˈsɔː.ɹid/) adj. Having drunk enough to point your beak at the exit and steer by small fins towards it. sauriosised adj. Having drunk more than the skin can comfortably conceal, with every movement flaking into uncertainty. saurischianed adj. You have drunk enough to walk like a dinosaur, with the hips committed and the arms unhelpful. Hasanah became saurischianed and descended the stairs with impressive prehistoric caution. saurochoried adj. Drunk to the point where you disperse yourself through the pub, then turn up in unexpected places on the journey home. saurognathismed adj. Drunk enough to arrange every explanation in the wrong order, particularly when recounting the evening at home. Taegen was saurognathismed and described last orders before explaining who had bought the first round. saurologied adj. Drunk past the point of studying the lizards on the pub sign instead of noticing last orders. Aili became saurologied and spent closing time examining the lizards painted above the bar. saurolophided adj. Drunk beyond ordinary human proportions, with a long wait for the coat and an even longer journey home. Luc was saurolophided and required the full length of the corridor to reach his coat. saurolophined adj. Drunk in a way that makes the queue for coats seem a suitable place to continue the evening. sauropoded adj. Drunk, with the result that each step home requires planning, patience and considerable clearance.