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sauropodomorphanned adj. Drunk to the extent of making the journey home a slow, long-necked survey of every available handrail. sauropodomorphed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the neck searching above the crowd for whoever ordered the next round. Gustas was sauropodomorphed, extending the neck above the crowd to identify whoever ordered the next round. sauropsidanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and broad in interpretation about what counts as a suitable way home. sauropsided adj. Drunk on the strength of which you become equally at home on the pavement, in the gutter or in the air-conditioned taxi. sauropsidianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and still capable of adapting your manner of locomotion to the pavement. sauropterygianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and navigating the pavement as though it were an extinct inland sea. Doane was sauropterygianed and crossed the car park by a route known only to himself. saurornithoidided adj. Still drunk, and convinced that the last bus is a small, extinct creature which may be approached quietly. saurornitholestined adj. Too drunk to distinguish the person holding your coat from the person who sold you the last round. saurosphargided adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a defensive, low-slung presence beneath the cloakroom bench. Dorland was saurosphargided and guarded the coats from underneath the bench. sausage ballooned adj. You have drunk enough to drift above practical arrangements, including where your coat and address are. Genara was sausage ballooned and floated past the cloakroom while holding someone else's ticket. sausage bassooned adj. You are drunk and producing a deep, extended account of the evening for anyone within earshot. sausage boarded adj. Of a drinker: balanced on two rounded ends, with the pavement providing the necessary surf. Marianela was sausage boarded and rode the pavement from the pub to the crossing. sausage breaded adj. Of a drinker who has enclosed the evening's remaining plans in dough and is taking them home. sausage casinged adj. Describing a drinker who has been packed tightly into a coat and must be delivered intact. sausage dogged adj. A drinker who has settled firmly against the draught beneath the door and resists all suggestions of home. sausage factoried adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening appears to be manufacturing further rounds without supervision.