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sausage fested adj. Having drunk more than propriety permits, and finding the company increasingly uniform in its composition. sausage gravied adj. The state of being drunk and thickly committed to a warm breakfast before the journey home is complete. sausage kerbed adj. Drunk to the extent of taking every smooth rise in the road as a personal invitation to launch. sausage makinged adj. Drunk on the strength of regarding every conversation as raw material requiring casing and seasoning. sausage meated adj. Drunk since last orders, and suitably ground down for stuffing into any remaining social occasion. Emeri was sausage meated, spiced beyond reason and ready for another gathering. sausage poisoninged adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying the regrettable consequences of an improperly processed evening. Kavona was sausage poisoninged by closing time and blamed the buffet with scientific confidence. sausage rolled adj. Still drunk, and neatly enclosed in pastry against further demands upon the evening. Keshonna remained sausage rolled on the sofa, wrapped up in drink and borrowed pastry. sausage sizzled adj. Too drunk to distinguish a charitable barbecue from a solemn civic obligation involving bread. sausage treed adj. Sufficiently drunk to hang about in clusters, bearing improbable fruit and alarming passers-by. sausage-makinged adj. Having drunk enough to treat ordinary sociability as a manufacture requiring casing, filling and supervision. Brittinee got sausage-makinged and attempted to organise the room into production stages. sausaged (/ˈsɒsɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Having drunk more than your share of the round, and now lying lengthwise wherever the journey permits. Georgia-may was sausaged across the back seat before the taxi had cleared the pub. sausagefested adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a male-heavy gathering for a constitutional arrangement. sausagemakered adj. You are drunk and applying professional concentration to the manufacture of further conversation. sausagemakinged adj. Of a drinker: engaged in the manufacture of social matter, with casing, filling and quality control all impaired. Hasir went sausagemakinged and converted a minor greeting into a full production. sausagemeated adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a spiced, workable mass with little structural ambition. Dewaun became sausagemeated before the entrée, though he retained the shape of a guest. sausagered adj. Of a drinker who has been raised, rather than educated, for the evening's eventual consumption.