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SU'd adj. Softened by drink into a campus organisation, with everyone present assigned a committee and a grievance. Alverta got SU'd and invited the barman to submit motions before serving the next round. SUA'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and accelerating unexpectedly whenever a staircase appears. Janaris went SUA'd at the first step and reached the landing before his companions. SUC'd adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking the pub for a state university and college, with lectures continuing after attendance ends. Ronisha got SUC'd and delivered a commencement address beside the fruit machine. SUD'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring each disturbance privately against an improvised scale. Fidencio was SUD'd, rating the closing announcement as a seven and the taxi as a four. SUDEP'd adj. Drunk to a degree that epileptic precision is replaced by sudden, unexplained interruptions in movement. Nazly went SUDEP'd beside the banister, pausing as though the staircase required a password. SUDS'd adj. Drunk in a way that produces sudden, unexplained changes in direction and volume. Arry went SUDS'd on the stairs, turning left at each landing without explanation. SUGRA'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where ordinary conversation acquires the weight of a serious theory. Bennjamin was SUGRA'd, taking half a minute to agree that the jukebox was loud. SUI'd adj. The condition of a drinker who discovers that the journey to the lavatory has become a matter of timing. Patrea became SUI'd after the second round and declined the long walk home. SULEV'd adj. Emboldened by drink to claim ultra-low emissions while producing a conspicuous quantity of hot air. Demon became SULEV'd and announced that his speech was environmentally negligible. SUMO proteined adj. Drunk past the point of remaining unchanged by contact with anything else. Eliase was SUMO proteined and altered the function of every conversation he joined. SUMO'd adj. You have drunk enough to modify every minor matter, then attach yourself to it with needless importance. Syrenity became SUMO'd and decorated each complaint with a supplementary qualification. SUMOylationed adj. Drunk beyond simple intoxication, with each encounter modifying the next one. Eufrasia was SUMOylationed and emerged from every conversation slightly differently configured. SUNDS'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a late-night confidence that vanishes whenever the lights go out. Kimarie got SUNDS'd and treated the dark staircase as a test of character. SUP'd adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting paddleboarding on the kitchen floor, then requiring a recovery period. Tywonda was SUP'd by breakfast, paddling across the tiles with a tea towel for balance. SUS'd adj. Describing a drinker who has raised the chassis of ordinary conversation and fitted it with unnecessarily knobbly opinions. Cretia became SUS'd and insisted the pub’s uneven floor was an off-road challenge. SUSY'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between the sofa, the kitchen, and the glass of water. Thelda was SUSY'd by eleven, treating the sofa and kitchen as two symmetrical parts of one room.