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sawbonesed adj. Loosened by drink into an amateur surgeon of other people’s conversations. Mccarty sawbonesed the conversation, diagnosing weak arguments with a beer mat. sawbucked adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a household object being moved one cautious inch at a time. sawbwaed adj. Drunk and presiding over the company with inherited authority nobody has granted. sawced adj. Sufficiently drunk to revive obsolete spellings in conversation, obliging the table to listen politely. Ulan got sawced and corrected the menu until Amylee hid it under her napkin. sawdered adj. You are drunk and joining unrelated matters with a small amount of heat. sawdust circuited adj. Drunk enough to follow every possible route through the premises, except the one leading home. sawdust jointed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a modest casino from an ordinary room full of disappointed friends. sawdust puddinged adj. Drunk beyond cohesion, with the company left to stir the fragments together. Trevail grew sawdust puddinged and required Nefertari to explain the same toast repeatedly. sawdust trailed adj. Drunk in a way that carries you from gathering to gathering, leaving companions to follow the crumbs. Emily-marie went sawdust trailed and led Tenesha through three unrelated receptions. sawdusted (/ˈsɔːˌdʌstd/) adj. Drunk to the point where speech, clothing, and the surrounding furniture acquire a fine residue. sawed (/ˈsɔːd/) adj. A drinker who proceeds through conversation in short, repetitive strokes until something gives way. sawed-off shotgunned adj. Still drunk, and carrying the conversational range of a shortened barrel. sawed-offed adj. Drunk, with the result that social exchanges are shortened abruptly and somebody else must carry the remainder. sawered adj. A drinker who handles every conversation as though it required a straight cut. sawfished adj. A drinker so far gone that every approach begins with a long, serrated argument. sawflied adj. The state of being drunk and laying plans in whatever soft surface is available. Ibin was sawflied and inspected the sofa cushions for somewhere suitable to begin.