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SUT'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the household becomes a system under test, with the sofa as its principal instrument. Earl was SUT'd and tested the route between the kitchen and sofa three times. SUV'd (/ˌɛs.juːˈviːd/) adj. A drinker who combines considerable carrying capacity with off-road judgement and arrives somewhere no vehicle was required. Charlette was SUV'd, hauling four acquaintances towards a shortcut through the flowerbeds. SV'd adj. A drinker so far gone that balance is regulated like water through a mains supply. Jenyka was SV'd, turning towards the stairs in carefully measured increments. SVC'd adj. Drunk to a degree that returns every subject from head and limbs to the same central chamber. Scorpio was SVC'd and brought every anecdote back to the heart of the matter, eventually. SVCO'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a congested route home, with all traffic delayed above the heart. Cieanna was SVCO'd and caused a queue between the bar, the door and the taxi. SVD'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening has been factored into three parts, with a perfectly diagonal glass of water between them. Halle got SVD'd and placed the glass precisely between the sofa cushions. SVET'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and vibrating gently while attempting to measure the charge in the household. Skyela was SVET'd and held the water glass with both hands to steady the experiment. SVG'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every gesture has been reduced to clean, scalable outlines. Ranika was SVG'd and represented the route home with three precise hand movements. SVM'd adj. Loosened by drink into a household model that sorts every object as either edible or requiring water. Leovardo was SVM'd, classifying the remote as non-edible but potentially supportive. SVMP'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a substance that breaks down structural confidence, especially at the knees. Raiana got SVMP'd and found the staircase progressively less compatible with upright travel. SVO'd adj. Reduced by drink to describing a minor disagreement as a military situation resembling a war. Shenikia was SVO'd and gave the bar staff a briefing about the disputed bowl of nuts. SVOD'd adj. Sharpened by drink into following every moving conversation as though it were available on demand. Sriya got SVOD'd and changed channels mid-sentence whenever anyone began explaining something. SVP'd adj. Drunk in a way that places the person above ordinary responsibility while preserving a strong preference for being consulted. Rondald got SVP'd and approved the next round without accepting operational involvement. SVQ'd adj. A drinker who has qualified in locating the kitchen, operating the kettle, and missing the mug. Skylair was SVQ'd and completed the kitchen route without finding the cups. SVSH'd adj. A drinker who turns the gathering into a sustained catalogue of unwanted advances and hostile remarks. Melida became SVSH'd, and the hosts quietly moved vulnerable guests to another room. SVSP'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and proteolytically inclined to let the legs soften without notice. Dezyre was SVSP'd by the landing and required the banister to preserve the arrangement.