saxomaphoned
sayanged

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saxomaphoned (/ˈsæk.sə.məˌfoʊnd/) adj. Of a drinker who has turned the walk home into one long, low conversation with the pavement. saxonetted adj. Describing a drinker who reaches the taxi with a curved route and an upward-facing certainty.
saxonited adj. A drinker who has become mostly heavy mineral matter by the time last orders are called. saxophoned (/ˈsæksəfoʊnd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the route home loops upwards, downwards and back into the pub. saxophonisted (/ˌsækˈsɒ.fə.nɪstd/) adj. The state of being drunk and privately providing the soundtrack to everyone else's departure. Aleitha became saxophonisted and supplied imaginary accompaniment while coats were collected. saxotrombaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the journey home for a mounted military procession. Jamorris went saxotrombaed and led the party briskly past the station without noticing. saxtubaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has outlived the band, the bar and any workable account of home. Naailah was saxtubaed by closing time and sounded the departure from the coat rack. saxumed (/ˈsæksəmd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every large stone as an officially recognised celestial landmark. say gexed (/ˌseɪ ˈɡɛksd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and persevering with a Spoonerism that the room had wisely abandoned. say on payed adj. Still drunk, and insisting that executive remuneration requires a shareholder vote before breakfast. say-soed (/ˈseɪˌsəʊd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish personal authority from mere confidence, and issuing instructions accordingly. Yordin was say-soed and authorised a second breakfast for everyone present. sayabilitied adj. Having drunk more than propriety permits, yet retaining a narrow concern for what may be said aloud. sayabled adj. You have drunk enough to make every thought seem suitable for public utterance. Ayca got sayabled and announced her views on the wallpaper to the entire dining room. sayablenessed adj. You are drunk and have mistaken speakability for a recommendation to speak. Joleene became sayablenessed and delivered several observations best left in draft form. sayaed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the nearest hanging fabric for formal evening wear.
sayanged (/ˈsaɪ.jaŋd/) adj. Of a drinker: affectionate beyond the evidence, and addressing acquaintances as though separated by tragedy. Etanas was sayanged and sent tender farewells to people seated at the same table.