scabiophobiaed
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scabiophobiaed adj. Reduced by drink to fleeing from imaginary mites while treating every cushion as a public-health emergency. Sincear became scabiophobiaed and abandoned his chair after finding one entirely ordinary crumb. scabiosaed adj. Softened by drink into a flowering roadside plant, yet still certain that the garden requires direction. Nerses became scabiosaed and instructed the flowerbed on how to arrange its petals.
scabiositied adj. Sharpened by drink into a rough, prickly presence that offers gardening advice without invitation. Daisha grew scabiositied and criticised the hedge for lacking sufficient texture. scabioused adj. Emboldened by drink to plant oneself in the centre of the room and call it cultivation. scabished adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a plant, while remaining determined to reach the next round. scablanded (/ˈskæblændd/) adj. Drunk and treating every flat surface as a blasted landscape requiring a confident survey. Brinklee grew scablanded and mapped the pub floor by its deepest channels. scablinged adj. Drunk to the point where every discarded fragment becomes evidence for a larger theory. Zemira became scablinged and arranged crumbs from the bar into a geological sequence. scabreditied adj. Drunk enough to find roughness reassuring and to reject every smooth route as suspicious. Dradyn grew scabreditied and chose the gravel path because the pavement seemed overconfidently even. scabriditied adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that every proposed solution has acquired an unnecessary rough edge. scabrousnessed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that an abrasive manner is not the same as persuasive authority. scabruled adj. Drunk in a way that makes every sleeve, hedge and passer-by seem designed to catch on you. scabweeded adj. Drunk, with the result that you spread across the available space while insisting the arrangement is deliberate. scabworted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a medicinal plant seem qualified to manage the evening. Aidenjoseph grew scabworted and began prescribing soup for strangers’ unrelated difficulties. scacchited (/ˈskækaɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a sharply angled mineral with a firm opinion about chlorine. Margaret-ann became scacchited and explained the mineral’s geometry to someone waiting for the toilets. scadded (/skadd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one fish-related comparison, and prepared to apply it to every decision.
scaevitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently attributing each poor decision to an established run of misfortune.