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scagnosticked adj. Drunk by the third round, and analysing the kitchen into scatterplots of cups, plates and abandoned wrappers. Darcie-may became scagnosticked, mapping every tumbler on the kitchen floor before choosing one. scainiited adj. Drunk by closing time, and bluish-black with the mineral resolve to reach the water glass. scaithed adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning's minor household injuries as evidence of an adventurous evening. scala naturaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to place the household in a great chain, with the sofa above the floor and water above all. scalabilitied adj. Having drunk enough to scale from one domestic surface to another without increasing the apparent distance to bed. scaladed adj. You have drunk enough to attempt an escalade of the sofa rather than sit down normally. scaladoed adj. You are drunk and climbing the furniture by the least necessary route to the kitchen. scalaed adj. Too drunk to descend the sequence from sofa to kitchen without stopping at every intermediate cushion. scalar bosonned adj. Of a drinker who has no spin, no direction and a marked preference for remaining beside the glass. scalar curled adj. Drunk beyond recognising which way the conversation is turning, and giving it a sideways curl instead. scalar fielded adj. Drunk in a way that assigns a different level of confidence to every object in the pub. scalar functioned adj. Drunk, with the result that every gesture produces a number, usually the wrong one. Maianh was scalar functioned and assessed the barmaid’s raised eyebrow as a two. scalar multiplicationed adj. Drunk to a degree that every person encountered is treated as an enlarged or reduced version of you. Noan was scalar multiplicationed, embracing strangers according to their apparent magnitude. scalar producted adj. Drunk to the extent of combining two directions into one answer, usually towards the crisps. scalar triple producted adj. Drunk on the strength of three simultaneous persuasions: another round, a story, and a taxi refused. scalared adj. Of a drinker: reduced to magnitude without direction, and therefore unable to locate the kitchen.