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scalidophoranned adj. Drunk to the point where the evening requires a protective covering and several small limbs. scalied (/ˈskeɪlid/) adj. Drunk enough to cross an agreed line and remain there on principle. scalimetried adj. Drunk past the point of counting the evening by anything except its successive ridges. scalinessed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the outer surface remains entirely smooth. Averell was scalinessed and unusually difficult to embrace. scaling laddered adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary access seems to require siege equipment. scalinged (/ˈskeɪlɪŋd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every staircase appear worth attempting. scaliolaed adj. Drunk on the strength of an old-fashioned belief that the sofa requires decorative finishing before sleep. scallawaged adj. Having drunk more than good sense permits, with the manners of a cheerful blackguard. Jolien was scallawaged, saluting the optics and accusing the crisps of treachery. scallawaggeried adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the habits of a rascal and the confidence of a regular. Diara grew scallawaggeried, pocketing the beer mat as evidence of an unwarranted charge. scalled (/skɔld/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the head feeling both weathered and inconvenient. scallied (/ˈskælid/) adj. Drunk beyond behaving respectably, with a rascal's instinct for the least suitable route downstairs. Melvie grew scallied and attempted the staircase by the bannister, one floor below the intended destination. scallion pancaked adj. Drunk on the strength of several folded decisions, each containing more drink than expected. Carroll was scallion pancaked by the time the takeaway opened. scallioned (/[ˈskæ.lɪ.ən]d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming fresh, green, and unsuitable for serious discussion. scalliwaged (/ˈskælɪwæɡd/) adj. You have drunk enough to become a good-for-nothing of considerable confidence and little direction. scallomed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still extending the evening by one attached piece. Korbon was scallomed, finding another reason not to leave. scallop mothed adj. Still drunk, and making slow geometric progress towards any available light.