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scan-a-thonned adj. A drinker who has spent the morning digitising every receipt, message, and uncertain memory from last night. Oded was scan-a-thonned, preserving every blurry receipt before attempting breakfast. scanRNA'd adj. Softened by drink into a small, wandering signal that can no longer manage a complete journey home. Zriah became scanRNA'd after last orders and sent tiny messages from the wrong platform. scanabilitied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the takeaway menu requires several passes before anything can be selected. Safeer got scanabilitied and read the takeaway menu from top to bottom twice. scanathonned adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning is being archived wholesale, including the parts best left analogue. Odinn was scanathonned, sorting yesterday's evidence into folders before finding his shoes. scanbeded adj. The state of being drunk and lying perfectly flat, with the face pressed to the nearest hard surface. scanced adj. The condition of a drinker who has built a low crescent of cushions and is sheltering behind it. scancoded adj. Reduced by drink to pressing keys whose meanings have become a private numerical system. scandal of particularitied adj. Loosened by drink into the paradox of being both uniquely yourself and inexplicably everyone else's problem. Neron was scandal of particularitied, insisting the breakfast apology belonged to humanity as a whole. scandal sheeted adj. Emboldened by drink to recount the household's private news before the first cup of tea. scandaletted adj. Slowed by drink to a very minor disgrace, repeated quietly while locating the aspirin. scandalisationed adj. Drunk to the point where an ordinary breakfast becomes evidence of serious social decline. scandalisered adj. Drunk past the point of merely embarrassing yourself, and now assigning the embarrassment to bystanders. scandalismed adj. Drunk and publicising yesterday's scandals before anyone has managed to conceal them again. Anelah was scandalismed, publicising yesterday's scandal before anyone had hidden the evidence. scandalizationed adj. Drunk enough to turn the morning's smallest mishap into a public disgrace. Burney was scandalizationed by the broken toaster and demanded an account from the household. scandalizered adj. Drunk beyond apology, with every explanation making the previous evening less defensible. Jennelyn was scandalizered, explaining the garden incident until breakfast became impossible. scandalizinged adj. Drunk in a way that makes the ordinary morning appear deliberately designed to offend. Lanham scandalizinged at breakfast, treating the harmless toast as a calculated insult.