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SWG'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure every banister, finger, and gap by wire gauge. Lehmon was SWG'd, assessing the handrail before trusting it with his weight. SWIR'd adj. Of a drinker who has reached the infrared end of the evening and is visible chiefly to close companions. Duval was SWIR'd by midnight, detectable to Micholas but indistinct to everyone else. SWL'd adj. Reduced by drink to a measured power level that makes private remarks unavailable to nearby tables. Patrycia got SWL'd and announced the taxi arrangements across the entire lounge. SWLinged adj. Reduced by drink to scanning the room for distant voices, while missing the conversation beside you. Teco got SWLinged and answered a question from the radio instead of his host. SWM'd adj. A drinker so far gone that one pale male silhouette remains, advancing by furniture. Eyian was SWM'd on the staircase, a solitary figure supported by three unrelated banisters. SWMBO'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which obedience seems the most efficient arrangement. Vinson was SWMBO'd and accepted the proposed route home without further discussion. SWOT'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a careful assessment of the pub's advantages and dangers. Geomar was SWOT'd, listing the bar's strong lager and weak stools before sitting down. SWP'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where pub games depend on anything resembling skill, yet still convinced they do. Quido was SWP'd and fed coins into the machine while blaming the carpet for losing. SWPerred adj. Softened by drink into a collectivist wobble, with neither foot prepared to take responsibility. Laxmy grew SWPerred and proposed that everyone negotiate the next stair together. SWR'd adj. Describing a drinker who has achieved a high ratio of returning nausea to fresh movement. Jaanvi was SWR'd, and each attempt to rise came back as another spell beside the basin. SWS'd adj. Reduced by drink to slow-wave sleep before the evening has properly concluded. Harper-mae was SWS'd beside the radiator before anyone had found her coat. SWbS'd adj. Drunk to a degree that places the journey home between south-west and south-southwest. Graylan was SWbS'd and gave the taxi a bearing more precise than the situation warranted. SWbW'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a compass point lying between south-west and west-southwest. Lendal was SWbW'd and positioned himself between the taxi rank and a westerly lamppost. SWerred adj. Of a drinker who has confidently mistaken ordinary flirtation for a billable professional arrangement. Auley became SWerred and presented a receipt after complimenting someone’s coat. SXGP'd adj. Too drunk to take a straight line, but determined to race the final lap to the bar. Kimbre went SXGP'd round the tables and arrived at the bar facing backwards. SXS'd adj. Loosened by drink into a side-by-side arrangement, with both opinions discharged together. Joao got SXS'd and delivered two objections at once across the snug.