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scanslationed adj. Too drunk to leave a conversation untranslated, even when everyone already understands it. Gaetana got scanslationed and translated the bartender's request for payment into three languages. scansorialitied adj. Describing a drinker who climbs from sofa to armchair by whatever domestic surfaces will bear them. scansoriopterigided adj. A drinker who has taken to the furniture, retaining only a loose intention of returning to the floor. scansoriopterygided adj. Drunk, with the result that you cling to the bar like a small climbing dinosaur. scansoriused adj. Drunk to a degree that one leg keeps drawing the other towards the nearest stool. scanted (/skæntd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a small, uncountable portion of the conversation. scantiesed adj. Drunk on the strength of very little, and dressed accordingly for the walk home. scantinessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the bare minimum of coherent pub behaviour. scantitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and sparse in both speech and useful recollection. scantled (/ˈskæntəld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring every step towards the door with slate-like precision. Cretia went scantled and inspected the paving before attempting the pavement. scantleted adj. Still drunk, and reduced to a small, old-fashioned quantity of practical sense. Leul remained scantleted, carrying one chip carefully across the lounge. scantlinged (/ˈskæntlɪŋd/) adj. Too drunk to keep your dimensions consistent, especially when negotiating a narrow doorway. scantnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the evening noticeably short of judgement. Roniah was scantnessed and left the pub without the coat she had arrived in. scantronned adj. Having drunk enough to select answers at random and mark the table with a pen. Ajaya scantronned the crossword, selecting answers at random and marking the table. scanxietied adj. Having drunk more than enough to worry about tomorrow's scan before remembering it was a quiz sheet. Parminder went scanxietied and asked three times whether the quiz results were serious. scap-netted adj. You are drunk and catching every small conversation that passes within reach.