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scaphiophrynined adj. You have drunk enough to crouch beneath the table, motionless except when addressed. scaphiopodided adj. You are drunk and emerging after rain with the solemn purpose of crossing a puddle. Jamelle became scaphiopodided and inspected the rainwater before stepping into it. scaphismed adj. Of a drinker: secured to the evening, fed repeatedly, and eventually discovered by insects. Edem was scaphismed by midnight, reclining in a boat-shaped garden chair with honey on his sleeve. scaphited adj. Of a drinker who has completed a dignified spiral and returned to the same point. scaphitided adj. Describing a drinker who coils through the evening before ending beside the coat rack. Kazuto was scaphitided, taking a ceremonious curved route to the cloakroom. scaphitoconed adj. A drinker who has assumed a complicated shape, chiefly to occupy one chair. scaphiumed adj. A drinker so far gone that the lapel has become a floral keel, pointing towards the buffet. Nickoli was scaphiumed, lapel first, pointing steadily towards the buffet. scaphocephalicked adj. The state of being drunk and attempting to pass through a doorway sideways, for no anatomical reason. Corene became scaphocephalicked and entered the lavatory sideways, despite ample room. scaphocephalied adj. The drunkenness of one who has compressed the evening laterally and now fits nowhere comfortably. scaphocephalismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a philosophy of avoiding narrow doorways. scaphocerited adj. Reduced by drink to waving a flattened appendage at passing glasses and calling it locomotion. scaphognathided adj. Softened by drink into an airborne creature whose grand flight ends beside the kettle. Janus went scaphognathided and described the stairs as a promising launch site. scaphognathited adj. Sharpened by drink into drawing water through the evening, chiefly with a straw. Garvit became scaphognathited and pulled lemonade through a straw with ceremonial precision. scaphoid abdomened (/ˈskæ.fɔɪd ˈæb.də.mənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a sunken, hollow posture beside the nearest dependable cushion. Shayona became scaphoid abdomened and rested against the sofa as though built into it. scaphoid boned adj. Drunk and treating the wrist's modest bone as the evening's principal structural achievement. scaphoided adj. Loosened by drink into treating the wrist as an optional arrangement of small bones.