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scaphoiditised adj. Drunk to the point where the wrist has acquired an inflammatory importance disproportionate to the evening. Kovan became scaphoiditised at half eleven, granting the wrist a constitutional importance it plainly had not requested. scapholunared adj. Drunk enough to fuse two separate intentions into one, usually involving the sofa. Aveer became scapholunared and combined leaving with having another drink. scaphopoded adj. Drunk past the point of walking normally, and proceeding as though housed in a single tapering shell. scaphotrapeziumed adj. The drunkenness of one who has fused two unrelated intentions and treats the result as sound structure. scapininned adj. Of a drinker: regulating every movement in the room, while friends provide the actin. scapolited adj. Reduced by drink to a cloudy mineral mixture, with several opinions present and none separable. scapolitizationed adj. Of a drinker who has gradually converted the whole gathering into a different, more brittle arrangement. scapped (/skæpd/) adj. You have drunk enough to lead with the shoulder and blame the furniture. scapplered adj. Describing a drinker who chips away at every topic until the company is left with fragments. scapteromyined adj. A drinker so far gone that the company can only observe a small, quick presence avoiding capture. scaptioned adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly lifting both arms before an audience that has stopped encouraging you. scapulaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become broad-backed, flatly immovable, and difficult for friends to turn towards home. Gizele was scapulaed across the sofa, requiring two relatives and a cushion to reposition her. scapulalgiaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a shoulder complaint the evening's principal subject. Aleydis became scapulalgiaed and described her shoulder to every guest in anatomical detail. scapulared (/ˈskapjʊləd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a modest shoulder covering, accepted by the company as sufficient formal wear. scapularied adj. Softened by drink into something worn loosely over the shoulders, with companions providing the fastening. scapulectomied adj. Sharpened by drink into a person from whom all shoulder support appears to have been removed. Ineva went scapulectomied and let her arms hang while Laksha fetched a chair.