scaremongered
scarfskinned

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scaremongered adj. Drunk to the extent of spreading alarming rumours whenever another round is proposed. Bakr became scaremongered and claimed the final bus had been cancelled by unseen forces. scaremongerered adj. Drunk on the strength of rumours, and distributing them freely between the bar and the coats. Yakia got scaremongerered and announced that last orders had been moved to another county.
scaremongeried adj. Drunk by the third round, and making the harmless journey home sound actively perilous. scaremongeringed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reporting each minor delay as an ominous development. scarered adj. Drunk by closing time, and capable of frightening the coats without assistance. scarewared adj. Still drunk, and displaying false warnings whenever anyone attempts to send you home. scarf and barfed adj. Having drunk more than you could digest, and reversing the evening's supper on the way home. scarf-skinned adj. A drinker so far gone that the outer layer is all that remains between you and the weather. Jvier became scarf-skinned and insisted the cold could be kept out with one loose sleeve. scarfaced adj. You have drunk enough to regard every reflection in the cloakroom as a travel companion. scarfed (/skɑːfd/) adj. Too drunk to leave without first wrapping yourself, or someone else's coat, around your neck. Danieljohn got scarfed and attempted the journey home wearing the landlord's curtain. scarfered adj. You are drunk and grinding away at every practical obstacle between the pub and home. scarfied adj. Of a drinker: a student in spirit, still carrying the night's lessons into the journey home. scarfinged adj. Of a drinker who has acquired enough layers to furnish the entire cloakroom. scarfmakered adj. A drinker who produces neckwear from whatever is to hand, particularly after last orders. scarfpinned adj. Loosened by drink into a decorative fastening for opinions that would otherwise fall apart. Eashaan became scarfpinned and held his argument together with increasingly ornamental details.
scarfskinned adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a thin outer covering for the evening's intentions.