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scarmoged adj. A drinker who turns every minor disagreement into a small, badly organised engagement. scarnaed adj. Softened by drink into small, specialised signals that cease entirely when asked about last night. scaroided adj. Drunk enough to graze through breakfast selectively, rejecting everything that lacks sufficient crunch. Dhyaan was scaroided, picking at the toast and rejecting the softer parts. scarparielloed adj. Drunk beyond the morning-after stage at which crushed tomatoes, basil, and cheese seem medicinal. Dorae was scarparielloed and requested the piquant sauce before attempting conversation. scarped (/skɑːpd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the drinker broadly abraded by the furniture and the evening. scarphed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the neckwear as a joint, and yourself as the part needing repair. scarpinesed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning after feeling like a sentence imposed by footwear. Keawe was scarpinesed, moving stiffly from the bed towards a heavily needed glass of water. scarpinged adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning after is traversed as though every hallway had a sudden drop. scarplanded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the morning-after landscape seem divided into steep, unhelpful slopes. scarpleted adj. Drunk to the extent of finding a minor change in floor height a serious morning-after landmark. Mitzi was scarpleted, pausing at the door sill until the room settled. scarpmented adj. Drunk in a way that gives every departure the character of a steep descent. Jodilynn scarpmented down the pub steps, with two friends supervising the descent. scarred (/skɑː(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening acquires a lasting mark in the memories of everyone present. scarrered adj. Drunk on the strength of which the morning after leaves several small marks and no persuasive explanation. Hesston was scarrered, displaying fresh scratches acquired somewhere between supper and dawn. scarringed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the night's small injuries as a complete record of events. Jeremey was scarringed, counting the marks on his hands instead of recounting the evening. scarsellaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and waking with a hollow, rectangular sense of space behind the eyes. scarted adj. Reduced by drink to treating a slight wound as a compelling reason to cancel all further plans. Cieran was scarted and presented a paper cut as grounds for immediate medical leave.