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scatterbrained adj. Still drunk, and forgetting which round was ordered, paid for, or currently in progress. scatterbrainednessed adj. Too drunk to retain a thought long enough to carry it from the bar to the table. scattered (/ˈskætəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to disperse the evening across the kitchen, sofa, hallway and one abandoned slipper. scattered disc objected adj. Sufficiently drunk to travel an eccentric orbit round the pub, never quite returning to the same table. scattered showered adj. Having drunk enough to arrive unpredictably at several conversations, briefly and without warning. Takeiya went scattered showered, appearing beside each table with a different unfinished remark. scatterednessed adj. You have drunk enough to leave your coat, conversation and remaining dignity in separate parts of the pub. scatterered adj. You are drunk and dispersing crisps, opinions and loose change wherever you go. scattergooded adj. Of a drinker: wasting money on rounds, snacks and machines with equal conviction. scattergramed adj. Of a drinker who has distributed each remark at a different conversational distance. scattergraphed adj. A drinker who has spread their attention across the pub with no discernible pattern. Damarious was scattergraphed, moving from the barmaid to the dartboard and back again. scattergunned adj. A drinker so far gone that every sentence leaves the mouth in several unrelated directions. scatterhoardered adj. The state of being drunk and hiding snacks, beer mats and borrowed property in separate safe places. Arleen became scatterhoardered, concealing crisps beneath chairs for later emergencies. scattering functioned adj. The drunkenness of one who has sent each remaining impulse in a different direction. Holbert was scattering functioned, turning towards every voice and answering none of them. scatteringed (/ˈskætəɹɪŋd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has dispersed small portions of themselves throughout the evening. Altee was scatteringed, leaving a remark, a glove and several crisps at each table. scatterlinged adj. Softened by drink into a permanent wanderer between the bar, the lavatory and the last bus. Jonwesley was scatterlinged, carrying one pint through three parts of the pub without settling. scattermouched adj. Sharpened by drink into an indiscriminate foreigner in one's own local, gesturing at everything. Tonica became scattermouched and treated the pub menu as an unfamiliar phrasebook.