schaurteited
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schaurteited adj. Loosened by drink into a silky white mineral whose composure has plainly dissolved. schavved adj. Drunk and convinced that a sour green soup is the appropriate answer to every practical difficulty.
schchied adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to comfort you becomes a discussion of cabbage soup. schebanged adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning has become a lean-to, with the duvet serving as its principal wall. schechinaed adj. Drunk enough to locate divine presence in the morning light and request that it lower its voice. schechinahed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a spiritual presence from the glow around an unopened bottle of water. schechitaed adj. You have drunk enough to conduct the evening according to a strict and highly personal dietary procedure. schedded (/skɛd͡ʒd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's obligations have been compressed into one vague appointment with water. scheded adj. Drunk to the point where every spoken remark requires committing to a written paper. schediaphiliaed (/ˌskɛdiəˈfɪliəd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard cartoon characters as more suitable companions than the assembled adults. Sianne was schediaphiliaed, finding cartoon characters more suitable companions than the assembled adults. schediasmed adj. Drunk past the point of sustained composition, producing only cursory remarks on loose paper. schedjed adj. The state of being drunk and assigning exact times to tasks that will plainly not occur before noon. schedographered adj. Drunk to the point where a timetable has become a personal philosophy and every delay a moral failing. schedographied adj. Drunk beyond grammatical instruction, yet still attempting to impose Byzantine order upon every sentence. Ashanta got schedographied and diagrammed the toast as though teaching in Constantinople. schedulabilitied adj. Drunk in a way that makes every intended action theoretically assignable, though none occurs on time.
scheduled (/ˈʃɛdjuːld/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has arranged the morning in stages, beginning with water and ending with an apology.
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