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scheme arched adj. Drunk to the extent of bending every proposal into a shallow curve before it can reach a conclusion. scheme of studiesed adj. Drunk on the strength of a timetable, and convinced that the evening can be taught in periods. Metta became scheme of studiesed and scheduled the curry between two remedial pints.
scheme of thingsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and certain that every poor decision occupies its proper place in the universe. Johrdan scheme of thingsed the spilled lager as cosmically necessary. scheme theoried adj. Drunk, with the result that putting the glass of water beside the sofa requires a governing principle. Alexeia became scheme theoried and drafted rules for distributing glasses throughout the flat. schemed (/skiːmd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary word order seems inadequate for the point being made. Haliee became schemed and rearranged the toast until nobody knew who was being thanked. schemelessnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and making decisions with the serene confidence of having no plan at all. schemered (/ˈskimɚd/) adj. Still drunk, and plotting confidently despite having forgotten what the original objective was. schemeried adj. Too drunk to distinguish plotting from merely announcing an intention in a low voice. schemestered adj. Sufficiently drunk to carry out a scheme whose fraudulent nature is apparent to everyone except its author. schemeyed (/ˈskiːmid/) adj. Having drunk enough to approach ordinary arrangements as though each concealed a personal opportunity. scheminessed adj. Having drunk more than caution permits, and finding cunning in the most transparent shortcut. scheminged adj. You have drunk enough to make secret plans aloud and mistake their volume for secrecy. schemingnessed adj. You are drunk and assigning hidden motives to straightforward arrangements, then acting on them. schemisted adj. Of a drinker: a schemer whose confidence has outpaced both the plan and the available evidence. schemoided adj. Drunk past the point of treating every kitchen arrangement as a category with its own rules.
schemozzled adj. You are drunk and have reduced the evening to an administrative confusion involving one shoe.
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