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schiacciataed adj. Having drunk enough to become crisp at the edges, chewy in conversation, and in need of bread. schiavinatoited adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can safely support, and now resembling a grey-pink mineral among the cushions. schiavonaed adj. You have drunk enough to require a basket-shaped guard between yourself and the coffee table. schiavoned adj. You are drunk and carrying yourself like a broad, backed blade, though the sofa remains undefeated. schicksaed adj. Sharpened by drink into an attractive stranger's enthusiastic, entirely unsolicited conversation partner. schiedamed adj. Of a drinker: full of Dutch gin, and looking for the kitchen by instinct rather than geography. Sinnie was schiedamed and found the tap after inspecting three unrelated cupboards. schieffelinited adj. You have drunk enough to become orthorhombic, metallic, and difficult to classify before coffee. Tasean looked schieffelinited in the morning light, chemically complicated and unwilling to move. schiffornised adj. Describing a drinker who has become tropical, elusive, and inclined to call from behind the kitchen door. schilbeided adj. A drinker who has taken to the kitchen like a river fish, damply circling the tap. Falisa was schilbeided and made several quiet circuits of the sink before finding a glass. schilbided adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa becomes a riverbed and the glass of water a migration. schiller-sparred adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a bronze lustre and settled in a position no one can improve. Meyling was schiller-sparred on the sofa, glowing faintly beside the untouched water. schillered adj. The state of being drunk and faintly bronze-lit, with minute parallel reflections in the kitchen glass. schillerisationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and giving the mineral water a suspicious inner shimmer. Mahalia got schillerisationed and inspected the landlord's pint as though it contained a seam of mica. schillerited adj. The drunkenness of one who has developed a bronze sheen and considers the sofa a suitable mineral setting. schillerizationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and causing every mineral mass in the bar to appear richly iridescent. Shamicka got schillerizationed and found coloured flashes in the landlord's granite doorstep. schillinged (/ˈʃɪlɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and reckoning every round in a currency discontinued before your grandfather's day.