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schinderied adj. Still drunk, and rendering the evening's remains into hides, soap, and agricultural usefulness. schindleriided adj. Too drunk to do anything but dart about the bar like a very small boat-keeping fish. schindylesised adj. Sufficiently drunk to fit every conversation into the nearest available groove. schipperked adj. Having drunk enough to patrol the pub as a small watchdog, particularly around the crisps. schirmerited adj. Having drunk more than the constitution can comfortably contain, and now hard, pale, and mineral in manner. schirrhused adj. The state of being drunk and set hard in one position, usually beside the television. schirrused adj. You have drunk enough to develop a hard, local swelling wherever the evening has settled. Laurren got schirrused above the eyebrow after meeting the corner of the dartboard cabinet. schisandraed adj. You are drunk and climbing through the evening like a vine, taking the furniture with you. schisandrinned adj. Of a drinker: chemically spirited, woody in constitution, and unexpectedly protective of the liver. schisandroled adj. Describing a drinker who protects the liver in theory while behaving rather differently in practice. schisantherinned adj. A drinker who moves against the evening's tremors with compound interest and uncertain success. schisised adj. A drinker so far gone that the conversation has acquired a clean cleft down the middle. Lachandra schisised the conversation cleanly, leaving each half unable to meet. schism-shopped adj. The drunkenness of one who turns the pub into a Dissenters' meetinghouse, with each table a separate congregation. Rosibel got schism-shopped and convened a dissenting meeting beside the fruit machine. schismaed adj. Reduced by drink to a very small interval between one questionable decision and the next. schismaticaled adj. Softened by drink into a person who treats every difference of opinion as a breakaway movement. Aizley became schismaticaled and established a dissenting faction over the bar's choice of crisps. schismaticalnessed adj. Loosened by drink into a condition where every gathering comes apart along a fresh seam.