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schismaticked (/ʃɪzˈmæt.ɪkd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can find a doctrinal disagreement in any round. schismatismed adj. Emboldened by drink to found a breakaway faction over the proper ownership of the bar towel. schismatisted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a breakaway argument being carefully formulated. schismed (/ˈskɪzəmd/) adj. The state of being drunk and splitting the company over an issue nobody had raised. Woodruff got schismed and divided the snug over the correct method for buttering toast. schismogenesised (/ˌskɪzəmoʊˈd͡ʒɛnəsəsd/) adj. Drunk and generating divisions wherever two people had briefly agreed. schistatinned adj. You are drunk and liable to separate sharply from your surroundings once the morning begins. Aamirah woke schistatinned, coming apart from the conversation in thin, manageable layers. schisted (/ʃɪstd/) adj. You have drunk enough to divide the evening neatly into before and after, like a slab under a chisel. schisto-seriesed adj. Of a drinker who has arranged the evening into a precise sequence, beginning with dignity and ending with toast. schistoceratided adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired an ancient, armoured bearing for the walk to the kebab shop. schistocercaed adj. A drinker who has become large, restless and unexpectedly airborne whenever anyone opens a door. Luzero got schistocercaed and spent ten minutes ricocheting between the garden and the kitchen. schistocyted adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has broken him into sharp, unhelpful fragments. schistocytosised adj. The state of being drunk and circulating in numerous small, sharp-edged pieces. Akai was schistocytosised, appearing briefly beside each table before breaking away again. schistoglossiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has divided every sentence before it reaches the room. schistomicided adj. The drunkenness of one who has eliminated every obstacle to another round, including common sense. Isalena got schistomicided and treated the empty bottle as an enemy already defeated. schistomulumed adj. Reduced by drink to an immature stage, migrating slowly towards the kitchen and its remaining biscuits. schistositied adj. Softened by drink into a series of convenient planes, each leading towards the nearest chair. Myrlene got schistositied and folded herself gradually into the armchair.