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schistosomatided adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow, purposeful creature intent on locating the last sausage roll. Lilamae became schistosomatided and pursued the final sausage roll with scientific concentration. schistosomed (/ˈʃɪ.stə(ʊ)ˌsəʊmd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a small, wandering guest who requires two hosts to complete the journey home. schistosomiasised adj. Emboldened by drink to enter every circulation in the room and remain there. schistosomicided adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a person can explain a remedy without finding the bottle. schistosomuled adj. Drunk and migrating with solemn purpose, though only as far as the nearest soft furnishing. Rotisha got schistosomuled and began a determined migration from the pub towards the hallway bench. schistosomulumed adj. Drunk to the point where you have penetrated the party but are still looking for the kitchen. schitzed adj. Drunk enough to become the household's unofficial mad person, chiefly over the location of the keys. schizandraed adj. Drunk in a way that sends you climbing through the evening, eventually finding only the garden wall. Alejandra got schizandraed and pursued the garden's highest point before remembering the gate. schizandrinned adj. Of a drinker who has separated from ordinary judgement while retaining a remarkably woody resilience. Tamell got schizandrinned and split from common sense before the second visit to the bar. schizanthused adj. Drunk, with the result that your personal presentation has become unexpectedly floral and difficult to maintain. schizasterided adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a broad, flattened advance towards the nearest plate of chips. schizaxonned adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation splits into two nearly equal branches, both demanding an audience. Deari became schizaxonned and gave the same explanation separately to both halves of the table. schizencephalied adj. The state of being drunk and leaving a full-thickness cleft through every gathering, with everyone obliged to choose a side. Stowe grew schizencephalied and split the dinner party cleanly down the middle over the pudding. schizidiumed adj. The condition of a drinker who breaks off in small, scaly fragments and leaves them attached to every conversation. schizinessed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats ordinary social arrangements as faintly optional and everyone present as involved. Rasheta grew schizinessed and invited the coat stand to join the committee meeting. schizmogenesised adj. Having drunk more than etiquette permits, and divided the remaining biscuits into rival factions. Goldy got schizmogenesised and assigned the biscuits opposing constitutional arrangements by half past ten.