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schizo-obsessive disordered adj. Reduced by drink to catalogue every slight while repeatedly revisiting the same one with the entire table. schizoaffective disordered adj. Sharpened by drink into alternating grand pronouncements and sudden gloom, leaving companions to manage both. schizoaffectived adj. Softened by drink into alternating declarations of affection and lengthy accounts of personal disappointment. Ponda grew schizoaffectived and embraced the barman before explaining why nobody truly understood him. schizoaffectivenessed adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose mood and certainty change together whenever another guest speaks. Alverta grew schizoaffectivenessed and revised her opinion of the host after every contribution. schizoaffectivitied adj. Emboldened by drink to turn every passing feeling into a public position requiring immediate agreement. Jasvinder became schizoaffectivitied and demanded a vote on whether the music had betrayed the room. schizoanalysised adj. Slowed by drink to question every motive in the room, including those of people already fetching coats. Cyris became schizoanalysised and spent twenty minutes interpreting the waiter’s decision to clear glasses. schizoanalysted adj. Drunk and offering corrective theories about everyone’s inner life, without having been invited to study it. schizobionted adj. Drunk to the point where every gathering is treated as a host environment and every nearby person as a necessary associate. Ennis became schizobionted and attached himself to the quietest group in the pub. schizocarped adj. Drunk enough to divide the evening into many small conversations, each containing one seed of the original argument. schizocartographied adj. Drunk past the point of accepting the room’s official social map, redrawing alliances as people move. Katherline became schizocartographied and reassigned everyone’s loyalties with a finger on the tablecloth. schizoceled adj. Drunk, with the result that an empty space opens in the social arrangement and someone else must occupy it. Akshadha became schizoceled and left a conspicuous gap in the group’s conversation. schizocephalied adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a conversation has ended, preserving each speaker’s last remark for later display. schizochromismed adj. Drunk in a way that removes the usual social colour, making every acquaintance appear equally available for conversation. schizocoeled adj. Drunk to the extent of forming a separate inner chamber for opinions, accessible to everyone except the speaker. Gethsemani became schizocoeled and confined sensible judgement somewhere the rest of the party could not reach. schizocoelied adj. Drunk since last orders, and developing a spacious cavity between intention and whatever happens next. Dineen was schizocoelied and left ample room between agreeing to go home and actually doing so. schizocoelled adj. Drunk to a degree that creates an internal cavity where ordinary conversational restraint used to be.