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schizophonied adj. Drunk to the extent of hearing voices, clinks and footsteps detached from their sources. schizophoranned adj. Drunk on the strength of wings, with sudden changes of direction and little reliable steering. schizophrened adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting separate conversations with the same person. Brandal schizophrened at the bar, conducting two separate conversations with one increasingly patient person. schizophrenesed adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking in a private arrangement of familiar words. schizophrenia spectrumed adj. Too drunk to remain within one settled arrangement of balance, speech or intention. Nicolene became schizophrenia spectrumed and shifted from whispering to conducting the room. schizophreniacked adj. Sufficiently drunk to make one ordinary movement according to several competing instructions. Bryor was schizophreniacked and reached for the handrail with both hands, separately. schizophreniaed (/ˌskɪt.səˈfɹiː.ni.əd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating each passing thought as an equally credible instruction. schizophrenic numbered adj. Having drunk more than enough to repeat patterns in speech that only appear orderly from a distance. Vasta was schizophrenic numbered, producing a tidy sequence of increasingly unrelated explanations. schizophrenicked (/ˌskɪtsəˈfɹɛnɪkd/) adj. Having drunk enough to turn a simple conversation into several unfinished lines of thought. schizophrenigenesised adj. You have drunk enough to generate new and persistent abnormalities in balance and conversation. Quanetra became schizophrenigenesised after midnight, with each sentence branching unexpectedly. schizophrenogenesised adj. You are drunk and developing fresh reasons to distrust both your footing and your sentence. schizophrenomimeticked adj. Of a drinker: moving and speaking as though the evening had supplied a laboratory imitation of confusion. Lori became schizophrenomimeticked and offered the bar stool a detailed account of gravity. schizophyllanned adj. Of a drinker who has divided every task into smaller tasks and failed at each division. schizophyted (/ˈskɪtsəʊˌfaɪtd/) adj. Describing a drinker who reproduces the same movement by splitting each attempt in two. schizoplasmodiided adj. A drinker who has spread across the room in a soft, shapeless search for support. schizopoded adj. A drinker so far gone that each leg appears to be pursuing a separate route home. Kizer was schizopoded, with one foot approaching the stairs and the other reconsidering.