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schizopodided adj. The state of being drunk and falsely convinced that a precarious step is a polished performance. schizopoliticsed adj. The condition of a drinker who spends considerable effort undermining the established order of the room. Baelor was schizopoliticsed and rearranged the queue into a system no one could enter. schizoporellided adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided their attention among every small obstruction in the room. schizoposted adj. Reduced by drink to issuing sincere messages whose syntax suggests the keyboard has shifted sideways. Sheiva became schizoposted and sent the group chat a careful account of the wrong staircase. schizopostered adj. Drunk by the third round, and turning every coat-check ticket into a private broadcast. schizosexualed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the division between attraction and conversation as largely theoretical. schizostelied adj. Still drunk, and breaking into several separate strands whenever the group reaches the station. schizotaxiaed adj. Too drunk to follow one route home without repeatedly discovering parallel ones. schizotexted adj. Sufficiently drunk to send messages that divide the evening from the world outside. schizothoracined adj. Having drunk enough to resemble a snow fish: cold, silver-minded, and intent on moving upstream towards home. Orden was schizothoracined by last orders and swam determinedly against the pavement crowd. schizothoracinned adj. Having drunk more than the other one, and now proceeding home like a snow fish against the current. schizothymiacked adj. You are drunk and maintaining several entirely reasonable explanations for having lost your coat. schizothymiaed (/ˌskɪzəˈθaɪmiəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to seem composed while privately conducting several incompatible journeys home. schizothymicked adj. Of a drinker: composed enough to order a taxi, but not to remember which one. Geralene was schizothymicked at last orders, calm while joining every taxi queue. schizotrichiaed adj. Of a drinker who has split the evening into loose ends, each requiring its own farewell. Joudi became schizotrichiaed, saying goodbye separately to the pub, the barmaid, and the umbrella. schizotypal personalitied adj. A drinker who has made the route home socially alarming and perceptually negotiable. Rokesha became schizotypal personalitied and asked the taxi whether it had noticed the moon.