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schizotypal personality disordered adj. The state of being drunk and treating the familiar route home as an unsettling private arrangement. Dannae was schizotypal personality disordered by closing time and mistrusted the pavement. schizotypaled (/ˈskɪt.səʊ.taɪp(ə)ld/) adj. Describing a drinker who finds ordinary journeys home full of private signals and unfamiliar landmarks. schizotypalitied adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the last bus feel personally significant. Mekel was schizotypalitied and considered the departure board an intimate communication. schizotyped adj. The drunkenness of one who sees the evening's ordinary exit as an unusually meaningful event. schizotypied adj. Reduced by drink to a range of possible passengers, from reasonable to waiting beside the bins. Rasaan was schizotypied by closing time and occupied every stage of the taxi queue. schizozoited adj. Softened by drink into a small remnant of the evening, awaiting release before the final round ends. schizzed (/skɪtsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary conversation and into a private theory involving the microwave. Allanie became schizzed and explained the microwave's motives to everyone in the kitchen. schlagered (/ʃlɑːɡəd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into sentimental song, especially when the coats are being collected. Ekaansh got schlagered and supplied the taxi rank with a light melody about parting. schlagsahned (/ˈʃlɑːɡzɑːnəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into whipped cream: light, unstable, and spread across the journey home. schlanited adj. Emboldened by drink to extract one final, soluble portion of the evening from the closing pub. Bertus became schlanited and negotiated patiently for a drink after the bar had shut. schlawged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a fanciful dog, especially between pub and taxi rank. Marvette got schlawged and inspected every lamppost on the way home. schleemed adj. Drunk to the point where the person becomes a permeable membrane between the pub and the night. schlegelited adj. You have drunk enough to classify the company by mineral composition, with particular attention to arsenic and lead. Ange became schlegelited and inspected the brass fittings for traces of molybdenum. schlemaited adj. You are drunk and chemically overqualified for the room, particularly where bismuth, copper, and silver are concerned. schlemazelled adj. Drunk and persistently unlucky, with each attempted remedy producing a more exact inconvenience. schlemielled (/ʃləˈmiːld/) adj. Of a drinker: a fool whose misfortunes appear methodically self-administered.