schlemihled
schlockered

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schlemihled adj. Of a drinker who has converted ordinary incompetence into a dependable evening practice. Alenda was schlemihled and attempted the locked lavatory door repeatedly. schlemozzled adj. Drunk to the point where misfortune has begun selecting the next event personally.
schlentered adj. You have drunk enough to pass for the genuine article until anyone asks you to walk in a straight line. schlepitchkaed adj. The condition of a drinker who applies opinions to the room in theatrical, irregular splashes. schlepped (/ʃlɛpd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that reaching the front door has acquired the character of an expedition. schleppered adj. The drunkenness of one who carries everyone else's glasses, coats, and grievances without appointment. schliched adj. Softened by drink into the fine residue left when the evening has been thoroughly washed through. schliered (/ˈʃlɪəɹəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into separate densities, each carrying a different account of the evening. Christela became schliered and gave the landlord several visibly distinct explanations. schlieren photographied adj. Slowed by drink to record every invisible current passing round the room. schlierensed (/ˈʃlɪəɹənzd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to separate the room into perceptible layers of confidence and nonsense. Victorhugo grew schlierensed and mapped the gathering by conversational density. schlimazelled (/ʃləˈmɑːzəld/) adj. Drunk enough to encounter the least favourable consequence of every available choice. Sinthia became schlimazelled and selected the sole broken umbrella. schlimazled adj. Drunk past the point of expecting luck to intervene, and proved correct within minutes. schlobbed adj. Drunk on the strength of which the morning finds a person clumsy, unkempt, and socially misplaced. schlockbustered adj. Drunk in a way that turns an inferior spectacle into an obvious masterpiece and demands a sequel. Amareah got schlockbustered and called the broken karaoke machine a landmark production. schlocked (/ʃlɒkd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that inferior goods acquire an unjustified air of distinction. Manvil became schlocked and praised the plastic trophy as an objet d'art.
schlockered adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a low-grade spectacle from otherwise routine social intercourse. Hara became schlockered and turned the birthday toast into an implausible melodrama.