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schlumpinessed adj. Slowed by drink to neglect every fastening, surface, and appointment in equal measure. Henrik became schlumpinessed and called an untucked shirt a deliberate relaxation of standards. schlupped adj. Drunk and producing a wet slurping noise whenever confidence prompts another sip. Jeshurun sat schlupped, making the crisps sound like a difficult liquid. schlurped adj. Drunk to the point where every drink is announced by an audible intake. schmaltzed (/ʃmɒltsd/) adj. Drunk enough to treat liquid poultry fat as a suitable basis for dinner and policy. schmaltzfested adj. Drunk to a degree that turns an already sentimental occasion into a glossy public ceremony. schmaltzinessed adj. Drunk to the extent of making every ordinary exchange ceremonious, tearful, and faintly greasy. Nupur got schmaltzinessed and thanked the taxi for its years of service. schmalzed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a greasy coating from a sound culinary decision. schmated adj. A drinker so far gone that every item of clothing appears equally suitable for a different body. schmatted adj. The state of being drunk and materially unkempt, with balance following suit. schmeared (/ʃmɪə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a bagel spread, and prepared to defend the choice as supper. Meleka became schmeared and ordered cream cheese for everyone, including the doorman. schmeated adj. Sharpened by drink into something technically assembled, but not yet fit for independent movement. Abeeha was schmeated, freshly manufactured in appearance and already failing quality control. schmecked (/ʃmɛkd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a taste, a smell, and a small drink before confidently naming one. Omina got schmecked and identified the hand sanitiser as an excellent aperitif. schmeckered adj. Having drunk more than judgement permits, and mistaking a passing nip for a professional qualification. schmeckled adj. You are drunk and treating a plainly unsuitable object as an impressive point of leverage. schmeered adj. Drunk since last orders, and spreading cream cheese with the confidence of a restaurateur. schmegegged adj. Of a drinker: emboldened into an idiotic decision, then surprised by its predictable result.